1) Todays status ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ Stretch here to see it.
2) says that when you ASSUME you make an ASS of U and ME.
3) hates to be judged by his status and refuses to take part in it.
4) lays awake at night trying to think of funny status messages...
5) what's on my mind? how would I know what's on it. I did not even see it
6) July, August, September, October and November spell out the name JASON???? Have I discovered something kinda like the Da Vinci Code ?
7) when I miss you,I re-read our old conversations and smile. :)
8) ▐▐▐ ▐▐ ▐▐▐ ▐▐ ▐▐▐ ▐▐ ▐▐ ▐▐▐ ▐▐ ▐▐▐
9) I stepped on a corn flake. Does that make me a cereal killer?
10) is on FACEBOOK....DUH!..
11) "Become a fan" is old, I want to "Become an Air Conditioner".
12) з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ----------- ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ --------- ̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε
13) A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two-tired.
14) Why do they call it a free gift...aren't all gifts free?
15) Sometimes when I look at you, I feel I'm gazing at a distant star.
16) Things don’t accidentally happen. If they are bound to happen, they surely will. There's always a reason.
17) Thinks people say nothing is impossible... well try slamming shut a revolving door.
18) _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡
19) Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
20) Fake friends are like shadows, always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour...
21) used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
22) says If u like me, raise ur hands; If not raise ur standards ;)
23) If they're smart cars, why do people look so stupid in them?
24) ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
25) I ♥ me! You should too!
26) An old man said "Erasers r made 4 those who make mistakes." A youth replied "Erasers r made 4 those who r willing 2 correct their mistakes.
27) ┣▇ f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.
28) ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬
29) ̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
30) If only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF
31) ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱц =)
32) -► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.*
33) I got that BOOM BOOM POW ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬
34) ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
35) ˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı
36) is ƃuılıǝɔ ǝɥʇ uo ƃuıɔuɐp
37) "I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness"
38) As we grow up we don’t lose friends, We just learn who our real ones are...
39) If you want breakfast in bed sleep in the kitchen...
40) Is wondering why facebook always wants to know what is on my mind.
41) Life ends when u stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing & love ends when u stop caring. So dream hope & love...Makes Life Beautiful.
42) ˘⌣˘ isnt it funny??
43) Money is the root of all evil! Give me yours and save yourself!!.
44) is a secret agent .... oh, crap!
45) What would happen if I hired 2 private investigators to follow each other???
46) you see that? Me neither.
47) may god forgive my sins and may i go to heaven ! jk, just hope there is facebook in hell !
48) Oh Monday....... You keep coming back even though no one seems to like you. I admire your courage. Please be nice today
49) Oh Monday....... You keep coming back even though no one seems to like you. I admire your courage. Please be nice today
50) »-(¯'ν'¯)-» ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱц
51) One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
52) Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
53) ┣▇▇▇═─ DRUGS
54) sarcastic comment loading... ████████████ 95% ... wait for it... wait for it..
55) When life hands you lemons, forget lemonade, just throw them at people
56) Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.
57) bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored!
58) : you can turn off the ☼ sun ☼ but i'm still gonna ☆.:*´¨`*shine*´¨`*:.☆
59) Thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
60) Today is earth day, if you don't like this status, Earth might blow up tonight by 12:00p.m.!
61) is thinkin bout what to write on his status so that it will be liked or commented on!
62) Says I'm not lonely, I'm just selective.
63) If a king runs a kingdom and a emporor runs an empire, who runs a country???
64) I "like" your status, just so I can "unlike"
65) One day.. facebook., youtube, myspace and friendster wil come together to make FOOKYOUMYFRIEND.
66) People of little understanding are most apt to be angry when their sense is called into question.
67) The worst disease in the world is fear... and Im AFRAID of it.
68) is ɐLL TsıʍTpǝ.. there's ǝɯosthing ƃuoɹʍ
69) ok nobody moves! And no one will get hurt ̿' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿
70) is <input funny=''''status='''here=''''>
71) ¡ǝɹɐ noʎ ˙˙˙uʍop ǝpısdn ʇou sı ʇxǝʇ sıɥʇ
72) Did you know when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to smile but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack 'em on the head.
73) The most important relationship you have in your life, is the relationship you have with yourself, no matter what happens, you will always be happy.
74) Says I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters
75) Today's menu: 1 gallon of attitude, 3 cups of sarcasm, 2 tbsp of leave me the hell alone, and a generous cup of shut the f#$k up!
76) Some people from your past were not meant for your future, but some people in your present may just be your future
77) dont imitate my status it's done by professionals...
78) is trapped in the Facebook status message textbox. Send help!
79) It takes 10 people to change a lightbulb because 9 of us are on Facebook.
80) alcohol is man's worst enemy! and only cowards flee from their enemies!
81) When I'm feeling down, I like to ♫♪ whistle ♪♫. ۤϠﻛ..........It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain & gag himself.
82) is wondering if the reason the Easter Bunny hides her eggs is because she doesn't want anyone to know she screwed a chicken...
83) ๑۩۞۩๑ Karan Rocks ๑۩۞۩๑
84) is Loading ████████████ 99%
85) If someone pokes you on Facebook and You don't know them....Is that Facebook rape???
86) ...and when ur life goes dark,learn to adjust ur eyes and heart ♥:)
87) Understand how beautifully God has added one more day in your life - not because you need it, but because someone else needs you. =)
88) it will all be ok in the end, and if its not ok right now, then its not the end...
89) m=monday-tue=tuesday AND THEN YOU GET W-T-F :)
90) iFyOuCaNrEaDtHiSsTaTuStHeNyOuClEaRlYnEeDaNoThErDrInK!
91) teachers call it copying, but we call it teamwork. =)
92) 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
93) I spent half of my day thinking about you......I spent the other half thinking of how not to think about you...!
94) is beating his previous record for consecutive days of being alive.
95) is suffering from Teenage Lacking Muscle Motivation Syndrome... old people just called it lazy
96) How come so many people Roll On The Floor *Laughing*? If I'm rolling on the floor, it's usually because I'm on fire. Send help,
97) is not sure that he is uncertain about whether or not he should or should not change his mind...?
98) Me Without You Is Like A Nerd Without Braces; And Shoe Without Laces; A SentenceWithoutSpaces
99) i can't smile but i won't cry either...
100) Fake tan, fake eyes, fake hair, fake nails, fake ass personality.... Are you sure ur not made in china?
101) is Wondering…. If Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees,, Then Why Do Banks Have Branches ?
24) ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
25) I ♥ me! You should too!
26) An old man said "Erasers r made 4 those who make mistakes." A youth replied "Erasers r made 4 those who r willing 2 correct their mistakes.
27) ┣▇ f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction.
28) ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬
29) ̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
30) If only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF
31) ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱц =)
32) -► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.*
33) I got that BOOM BOOM POW ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬
34) ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
35) ˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı
36) is ƃuılıǝɔ ǝɥʇ uo ƃuıɔuɐp
37) "I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness"
38) As we grow up we don’t lose friends, We just learn who our real ones are...
39) If you want breakfast in bed sleep in the kitchen...
40) Is wondering why facebook always wants to know what is on my mind.
41) Life ends when u stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing & love ends when u stop caring. So dream hope & love...Makes Life Beautiful.
42) ˘⌣˘ isnt it funny??
43) Money is the root of all evil! Give me yours and save yourself!!.
44) is a secret agent .... oh, crap!
45) What would happen if I hired 2 private investigators to follow each other???
46) you see that? Me neither.
47) may god forgive my sins and may i go to heaven ! jk, just hope there is facebook in hell !
48) Oh Monday....... You keep coming back even though no one seems to like you. I admire your courage. Please be nice today
49) Oh Monday....... You keep coming back even though no one seems to like you. I admire your courage. Please be nice today
50) »-(¯'ν'¯)-» ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱц
51) One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
52) Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
53) ┣▇▇▇═─ DRUGS
54) sarcastic comment loading... ████████████ 95% ... wait for it... wait for it..
55) When life hands you lemons, forget lemonade, just throw them at people
56) Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones, Try a different one each day.
57) bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored! bored!
58) : you can turn off the ☼ sun ☼ but i'm still gonna ☆.:*´¨`*shine*´¨`*:.☆
59) Thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
60) Today is earth day, if you don't like this status, Earth might blow up tonight by 12:00p.m.!
61) is thinkin bout what to write on his status so that it will be liked or commented on!
62) Says I'm not lonely, I'm just selective.
63) If a king runs a kingdom and a emporor runs an empire, who runs a country???
64) I "like" your status, just so I can "unlike"
65) One day.. facebook., youtube, myspace and friendster wil come together to make FOOKYOUMYFRIEND.
66) People of little understanding are most apt to be angry when their sense is called into question.
67) The worst disease in the world is fear... and Im AFRAID of it.
68) is ɐLL TsıʍTpǝ.. there's ǝɯosthing ƃuoɹʍ
69) ok nobody moves! And no one will get hurt ̿' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿
70) is <input funny=''''status='''here=''''>
71) ¡ǝɹɐ noʎ ˙˙˙uʍop ǝpısdn ʇou sı ʇxǝʇ sıɥʇ
72) Did you know when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to smile but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack 'em on the head.
73) The most important relationship you have in your life, is the relationship you have with yourself, no matter what happens, you will always be happy.
74) Says I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters
75) Today's menu: 1 gallon of attitude, 3 cups of sarcasm, 2 tbsp of leave me the hell alone, and a generous cup of shut the f#$k up!
76) Some people from your past were not meant for your future, but some people in your present may just be your future
77) dont imitate my status it's done by professionals...
78) is trapped in the Facebook status message textbox. Send help!
79) It takes 10 people to change a lightbulb because 9 of us are on Facebook.
80) alcohol is man's worst enemy! and only cowards flee from their enemies!
81) When I'm feeling down, I like to ♫♪ whistle ♪♫. ۤϠﻛ..........It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain & gag himself.
82) is wondering if the reason the Easter Bunny hides her eggs is because she doesn't want anyone to know she screwed a chicken...
83) ๑۩۞۩๑ Karan Rocks ๑۩۞۩๑
84) is Loading ████████████ 99%
85) If someone pokes you on Facebook and You don't know them....Is that Facebook rape???
86) ...and when ur life goes dark,learn to adjust ur eyes and heart ♥:)
87) Understand how beautifully God has added one more day in your life - not because you need it, but because someone else needs you. =)
88) it will all be ok in the end, and if its not ok right now, then its not the end...
89) m=monday-tue=tuesday AND THEN YOU GET W-T-F :)
90) iFyOuCaNrEaDtHiSsTaTuStHeNyOuClEaRlYnEeDaNoThErDrInK!
91) teachers call it copying, but we call it teamwork. =)
92) 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
93) I spent half of my day thinking about you......I spent the other half thinking of how not to think about you...!
94) is beating his previous record for consecutive days of being alive.
95) is suffering from Teenage Lacking Muscle Motivation Syndrome... old people just called it lazy
96) How come so many people Roll On The Floor *Laughing*? If I'm rolling on the floor, it's usually because I'm on fire. Send help,
97) is not sure that he is uncertain about whether or not he should or should not change his mind...?
98) Me Without You Is Like A Nerd Without Braces; And Shoe Without Laces; A SentenceWithoutSpaces
99) i can't smile but i won't cry either...
100) Fake tan, fake eyes, fake hair, fake nails, fake ass personality.... Are you sure ur not made in china?
101) is Wondering…. If Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees,, Then Why Do Banks Have Branches ?
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